That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
What drink are we having for lunch?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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