Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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