Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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