We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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