i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
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