I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
he shaved USA in his pubs
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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