let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Randomize
