i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it because I queefed?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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