she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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