it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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