He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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