I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
