He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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