She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
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we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Shame is for Republicans.
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