Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
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