I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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