Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
There are leaves in my underwear?
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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