I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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