And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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