how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
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I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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