did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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