I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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