erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
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youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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