Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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