ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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