i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize