But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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