Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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