White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
