It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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