i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
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