is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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