Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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