I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
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she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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