Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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