this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
