This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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