I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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