i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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