So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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