Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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