She's JV to your varsity
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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