i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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