This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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