she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
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Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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