erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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