next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
it glows. i had to have it.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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