from now on my penis is your penis
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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