Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
We are two peas in an std pod
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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