Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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