Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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