Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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