My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
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I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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