No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
people are starting to question the shark bite story
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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